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You are 100% worthy of any health goals of which you can conceive.
Find out why in my latest video entitled ‘Awareness + Self Esteem – Society Standards = Extraordinary Health’
Being ‘into’ health, performing better with what you do, getting out of pain, and experiencing greater and greater states of being human is one thing. But actually, consciously realizing that you deserve those things – that you are worthy of them, and that any extra time and energy it takes to develop the habits that get you those things are worth it because you are worth it – is where the rubber hits the road. I want you to love you so much that you follow through with your health goals. So please watch my video above to get a kick in the personal clarity pants.
To your greatest health possible!
I’d like to introduce you to 4 awesome concepts that may just help you get to your next level of health faster, easier, smarter and with greater results! Enjoy the video!
Does that shiny (well, normally shiny but it was covered in nutritious brown spores!) red conk I was holding up in the video turn you on? If so I’m sure you’ll feel really epic on Longevity Power’s Epic Reishi!
To your greatest health!
During the past 15 years of daily dissecting the habits of peak performers and nutrition experts, I’ve discovered that all of us, even the greatest of health educators, are often enough guilty of dogma (stating ideas that just aren’t true all the time.) So in the pursuit of your own greatest version of yourself, please watch this video so that you can better navigate your way away from dogma (mistakes and booby traps that everyone makes) and step into sensibly (and powerfully) nourishing your unique body. Full steam ahead!
Add in the good, avoid the dogma, be sensible, unleash human excellence! Watch:
In both the clinical lab and the mainstream media, the biggest health concern today is: Hormones. Hormonal health is the vitality of your endocrine system – the master switches of your body’s ability to maintain energy, be resilient to stress, to think clearly, and to fight off disease like tumorous growths.
Biologically speaking, healthy hormonal balance is the foundation for the protection of your immune system and the genetic integrity of your cells. Epigenetics is the study of how your body expresses different traits and states of health not directly from inherited genetics but from different nutritional and environmental factors and fluctuations in hormone levels.
I’ve always wanted to develop a product that could profoundly address hormone balance and epigenetic expression. However, using traditional herbs like Organic Reishi and Black Maca Extract is a challenging business model for reaching the masses because these herbs are not subsidized by the United States government. Fortunately, there is a powerful superfood that is: Soya. I spent the last several years developing a proprietary extract using 100% Round-Up-Reddiness Soyabean extract that we painstakingly concentrated to contain at least 20% glyphosate – a compound known since 1970 to have a supremely powerful effect on plant and human synthesis of specific essential amino acids.
Announcing the launch of DNA Enforcer!
Every 100 gram serving packs a powerful punch to your digestive system, nervous system, brain and every organ in your body, including your skin. In fact, because glyphosate can pass through your skin and bypass your liver getting directly where it needs to go, I have developed a topical face mask recipe to dramatically enforce your beauty and uplift your secondary sex characteristics:
Mix in a bowl with a spoon:
3/4 cup DNA Enforcer
1/2 cup water*
1/4 cup 100% pure vegetable oil
1 teaspoon Organic avocado
*Fluoride-free water not recommended
Are you ready to take control of your health and use this convenient and tasteless beautiful orange powder daily!?
Well, don’t flip your lid yet because….
If you know Longevity Power, then I probably didn’t fool you for long, because you know that we NEVER use genetically modified ingredients and we never allow any pesticide residues (like the herb-killer glyphosate) in our products.
After making my faux DNA Enforcer label I had the thought – I should have said “now with added low glycemic corn syrup!” Unfortunately most modern convenient foods and even “healthy” protein shakes in real life are not far off from this imaginary health abomination.
Let me know if I gotcha in the comments below. Do you have an absurd product idea with which you’d like to fake people out? Or maybe a real product you’ve heard of so absurdly unhealthful “you just can’t make this stuff up?” Let me know! Happy April Fools!
If you hang out with nutrition hipsters and supplement snobs like me (I’m kidding… or am I?…) long enough you’ll end up taking part in the game of:
“If you could only take ______ while stranded on an island, what would it be!?”
The blank ______ could be anything health related. ‘1 herb’ or ‘2 kitchen tools’ or in the case of the following fun and insight-giving video, it’s ‘3 consumables.’ Asked and answered by mua (though I’ve been asked this question about twice yearly by many dedicated individuals interested in cracking their code of everlasting vitality & youth (which is also the name of a product I co-created by the way), every year, for the past 12 years and I admittedly have changed my answers many times). So take my top 3 survival consumables video with a grain of sea salt and a light immortal heart.
What 3 essentials would you take to your desolate island to make it paradise?
To your greatest health!
Welcome to the ultimate experience in brain-boosting, libido-driving, nerve tonic desserts: The Sexy Genius Frozen Custard! Frozen custard is ice cream with extra egg yolk. It’s whipped up to whip you up. This is one badass form of nutritional therapy to revamp every biological system in your body. No sugar, no dairy proteins, no toxic stuff, no ‘cheat’ ingredients. Just pure elite-grade superfood goodness. Are you ready to turn on?
Holiday Spice Sexy Genius Frozen Custard
Makes 1 heaping cup
Blend for about 20 seconds in a blender:
1 cup very warm spring water – cause it’s all about that base
3-4 organic raw duck egg yolks (or about 5-7 organic chicken egg yolks) – deliberately get the very best free range eggs you can find and observe safe handling with raw animal products
1 cup organic ghee – this is nerve, brain, gut, and sexual health precursor manifest
1 cup grass-fed-derived collagen powder (non-gelatinous) – highly digestible, gut healing, grit-free protein powder
1 teaspoon organic cinnamon powder (Ceylon “true” cinnamon is best, but cassia cinnamon will do)
1 – 2 teaspoons Longevity Power Maca Bliss – puts the sexy and genius in Sexy Genius
1/2 teaspoon Longevity Power Longevity in a Bottle – puts more sexy and genius in Sexy Genius times 40!
1/2 teaspoon ground vanilla bean
1/4 – 1/2 teaspoon stevia extract powder, to taste, or your favorite wholesome sweetener, to taste
2 pinches freshly zested/microplaned organic nutmeg, or more to taste – if you can’t find nutmeg right away, you could use cloves, allspice, ginger, or orange zest
tiny pinch sea salt
This custard is already ready to eat warm, but since it will make your body hot hot hot and light your genius brain ablaze, let’s freeze it! If you have an ice cream maker, in it goes. Otherwise place in a bowl in the freezer for 2 – 4 hours, stirring half way through.
Serve topped with additional cinnamon powder and freshly ground nutmeg. Or on your favorite super healthy pie!
May you use this dessert/breakfast/lunch/meal/snack as one of your top tools for unleashing all your latest greatness this holiday season!
To your greatest health!
If you’ve ever hung out at a spring, this one’s for you (FUNNY!)….
You’ll notice all our tonic herb elixir recipes encourage spring water usage as the base ingredient.
If you live in or visit Northern California, join out our Bay Area Spring Water, Wild Food & Vitality Meetup Group!
To your greatest health!
In this video you’re going to learn 1) why your human body is just like a plant, 2) why you are so much more powerful than you think that you are and 3) about the coolest stuff I have experienced in the last 2 months.
For your motivation, I present my newest video: Sit up straight, Express your body, Get Happy!
To your greatest health!
This knock-your-socks-completely-off recipe was created by our genius friend, Special Diet Private Chef and Certified Nutritionist Ariane Resnick. If you love our kind of nutrient-dense, allergen-free style recipes, you’ll really love her work at ArianeCooks.com.
Some people are content to see the world exactly as they view it through their eyes and call it a day, every day. Other people yearn for more: brighter colors, deeper feelings, cosmic connection. I’ve always been the latter, and even as a small child I did things to get “high,” like push on my eyeballs with my fingers because it made me see flashes of pretty colors. I have multiple memories of my mother scolding at me to stop that, it can hurt your eyes. It became a late-at-night (read: after 8 pm bedtime) pleasure, pretty much until I was old enough to smoke pot and moved on to that instead. My college years were spent seeing A LOT OF PRETTY COLORS on a regular basis, and in the many years since my UC Santa Cruz haze, aka since “growing up” (while remaining a rainbow haired tattooed girl in DIY torn up tank tops), I’ve transitioned to finding euphoria in everything from farmers markets to herbal tonics.
Just because tonic herbs are legal, doesn’t mean they can’t get you crazy blissed out. Beyond that, of course, are their myriad health benefits, which include everything from reversing gray hair (thank you, he shou wu!!) to helping your body better adapt to stress. The only real issue I ever had with herbal tonics is the fact that though they are best absorbed eaten as a food rather than taken as a pill, they tend to taste pretty nasty. Enter Longevity Power, purveyors of outrageously effective– and delightfully palatable– premium quality herbs.
When I first tried LP’s “Levity,” which is an extract of red asparagus root (not related to normal asparagus, the veggie), I seriously felt like I was back in Santa Cruz partying like the type of rock star I am way too old to make my body be these days. It tastes like caramel, and it feels like ecstasy. And it totally helps your body adapt to stress, to boot. Add to that their Epic Reishi, which has an espresso flavor and provides support for your immune system, liver, and nervous system, and what do you get? Well, if you’re a culinary creative, you get ICE CREAM. Killer joyful mocha ice cream that is crazy good for you, being made predominantly of avocado and sweet potato, and is both vegan AND paleo, in addition to low glycemic. It is also super easy to make, the most difficult aspect of it being the do-ahead roasted sweet potato, and no one will know it isn’t full of dairy, soy, or anything processed at all. Because ice cream, like everything else, deserves to make you feel really, really good inside.
Magic Mocha Chip Ice Cream
1 small roasted sweet potato (any color)
1 1/2 cups coconut milk or other thick milk
1/4 cup raw cacao powder or cocoa powder
2 tbls coconut nectar or honey
3 tbls Longevity Power Levity
1 1/2 tsp Longevity Power Epic Reishi
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 tsp chocolate extract
3/4 tsp salt
stevia to taste: I like Sweet Drops toffee and use 2 droppers full
Blend all ingredients in a high powered blender until smooth. If you don’t have a high powered blender like a Vitamix, add additional milk as needed. This is awesome eaten straight from the blender as a pudding, especially if you add a couple tbls of coconut oil before blending. But if you want to persevere and take it a step further to the land of frozen summer happiness, just chill the mixture until cold (about 1/2 an hour in the fridge, presuming your roasted sweet potato was cooled off) and then process in an ice cream maker.
Add 1/2 cup cacao nibs or chocolate chips, or some of each, at the very end, and freeze until firm.
Serve with a sprinkle of extra reishi on top and subsequently confound your friends and loved ones when you give them some then let them in on the fact that the tastiest mocha ice cream they’ve ever had has not a drop of dairy, soy, or coffee in it. Whole foods and superfoods take the cake– hell, they take the whole dessert– every time.