The Sexy Genius Frozen Custard Recipe (Pumpkin Spice Version!)

The Sexy Genius Frozen Custard Recipe (Pumpkin Spice Version!)


Welcome to the ultimate experience in brain-boosting, libido-driving, nerve tonic desserts: The Sexy Genius Frozen Custard! Frozen custard is ice cream with extra egg yolk. It’s whipped up to whip you up. This is one badass form of nutritional therapy to revamp every biological system in your body. No sugar, no dairy proteins, no toxic stuff, no ‘cheat’ ingredients. Just pure elite-grade superfood goodness. Are you ready to turn on?


Holiday Spice Sexy Genius Frozen Custard Recipe

Blend for about 20 seconds in a blender: 

1 cup very warm spring water – cause it’s all about that base

3-4 organic raw pasture raised duck egg yolks (or about 5-7 organic pasture raised chicken egg yolks) – deliberately get the very best beyond free range eggs you can find and observe safe handling with raw animal products

1 cup organic ghee – this is nerve, brain, gut, and sexual health precursor manifest, OR organic refined coconut oil  metabolic brain energy booster

1/2 to 1 cup grass-fed-derived collagen powder (non-gelatinous) – highly digestible, gut healing, grit-free protein powder

1 teaspoon organic cinnamon powder (Ceylon “true” cinnamon is best, but cassia cinnamon will do)

1 – 2 teaspoons Longevity Power Maca Bliss – puts the sexy and genius in Sexy Genius (research suggests black maca extract is the best form of maca for increasing cognitive function, libido and fertility.)

1/2 teaspoon Longevity Power Longevity in a Bottle – puts more sexy and genius in Sexy Genius times 41 adaptogens!

1/2 teaspoon ground vanilla bean

1/4 – 1/2 teaspoon stevia extract powder, to taste, or your favorite wholesome sweetener, to taste

2 pinches freshly zested/microplaned organic nutmeg, or more to taste – if you can’t find nutmeg right away, you could use cloves, allspice, ginger, or orange zest or a pumpkin pie spice blend powder

tiny pinch sea salt

OPTIONAL, but highly recommended for women: 1 teaspoon Everlasting Youth – the Ultimate Instant Tonic Herbal Beauty Elixir Blend for Health Conscious Women (and Conscious Cool Men)


This custard is already ready to eat warm, but since it will make your body hot hot hot and light your genius brain ablaze, let’s freeze it! If you have an ice cream maker, in it goes. Otherwise place in a bowl in the freezer for 2 – 4 hours, stirring half way through.

Serve topped with additional cinnamon powder and freshly ground nutmeg. Or on your favorite super healthy pie recipe!

May you use this dessert/breakfast/lunch/meal/snack as one of your top tools for unleashing all your latest greatness this holiday season!



To your greatest health!



Disclaimer: Results may vary from individual to individual, based on health conditions, diet, weight, physical exercise and lifestyle habits. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, and are for informational and educational use only. Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat or cure any disease. Individuals taking medications and those with known medical conditions, as well as pregnant or breastfeeding women, should consult with their holistic physician before using these or any nutritional products.

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